Thursday, March 9, 2006 - 9:05 a.m.

Even though I am driving the past couple of days, I thought I would give you an odd story from the parking garage.

The elevators were not working and after waiting too long (5 minutes) i headed for the stairs. As I reached the ground level this exasperated man comes up and asks me if that is the way out. He is wearing a trench coat and standard lawyer suit.

The door enters into a hallway which leads to the street level. The man panics and I tell him to continue forward knowing he is about to see daylight. We get to the street and he rushes off to his office in the same panicked state as being trapped in the stairwell of a parking garage.

Must be heaven to be his assistant.