Friday, August 18, 2006 - 8:48 a.m.

I drove today and parked in the lot by the IBM building with the Dunkin Donuts in it. When I got about 20 yards from the parking garage. Someone had spilled their munchkins - those donut hole things - all over the sidewalk. The box was gone and the birds had not gotten to them yet. The pattern that they fell on the ground made it look like an art installation with the different colors of chocolate, glazed, powdersugar and cinnamon.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 4:32 p.m

There was a man who needed lots of room for his nuts or something since he sat with his legs wide apart. I was able to get one ass cheek on the seat and the other hung out in the aisle. Fortunately, he got out at Chicago.

The woman sitting in the parellel seat ahead of me had the largest bag overflowing with crap. She spent the first part of the ride reading The Artist's Way. Then she pulled out what looked to be like a gallon jug of watered down chocolate milk. That was followed by her taking out a bottle of baby powder and proceeding to shake it, then wipe it on her feet.